Friday June 2, 2006

Coochies, ew!

European Union

Dutch Queen Beabitch won't shake hands during her mosque visit in The Hague. Submission? Of course not!

"In principle, men and women do not touch each other if they are not direct family", says Hibatunnoer Verhagen, chairman of the Ahmediyya-movement in Netherlands. "Which includes hands. It has nothing to do with inequality, it is in fact a sign of respect."

Oh, that's what it is. Let me try that as well. In principle, Islam's teachings apply to 7th century Saudi Arabia. So refusing the religion a safe haven in 21st century Europe has nothing to do with intolerance, it is in fact a sign of respect.

More seriously, this particular principle is not very compatible with Dutch values either. Most Dutchmen including myself happen to be quite fond of touching women who aren't direct family. This fondness seems kick in around puberty. Therefore I deduce that certain Islamists are either very immature about male/female relationships ("coochies, ew!") or that possibly they suffer from a severe case of Oedipus complex.


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