Thursday September 29, 2005
Bush is (Dr.) Evil
- Posted by Rob (#1) on September 29, 2005 14:56 CEST
The anti-Bush conspiracists might be right, after all. The man is evil.
Hurricane Katrina seems to have uncovered [url=http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html
]a rather accurate resemblence between the movie character's henchmen and the US military[url=]:
It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.
Trained doplhins are no news, but armed ones? Close enough to sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads, if you ask me.[/url]
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