Friday April 29, 2005

My favourite porn actresses

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Posted by Rob (#1) on April 29, 2005 13:03 CEST

Guys enjoy porn. I'm a guy. If putting two and two together shocks you: I'm sorry and I won't invite you over for a foursome. Great, the disclaimer is out of the way, let's talk beautiful girls! Here are my three (actually four) favourite (female) porn stars at the moment:

In third place are Cherish and Cali Marie. Likes: they're somewhat passive in the sack, giving their movies a rare "they're not really porn stars but they're treated as ones" feel. Oh, probably more important: they're twins. (I don't trust blokes who claim not to be in to that). Dislikes: they should learn some new lines, their ooh's and aah's are a bit repetitive even across different shoots.
Keri Sable is a hot runner-up. Likes: the dog collar she wore in Jailbait made me a believer. Dislikes: none really, or it must be that I've seen girls like her over and over again. But I should really not get into the habit of putting blonde, hot and sexy on my dislikes list.
And my number one favourite porn actress is.. Kinzie Kenner! I absolutely love her in SWYG7. Likes: she looks (or acts) quite British for an Italian-American girl, that's a pro. She has a wicked smile throughout her scenes which is one of my favourite turn-ons: moaning isn't the only way to signal joy and satisfaction, girls! Dislikes: she's in California, not here. But hey, that goes for most porn actresses, so I won't hold it against her.

If this post offends you or you think less of me after reading it, I'll repeat: guys enjoy porn. Please get over it because frankly, most girls I know do too.

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